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Mission Accomplished! [Jan. 31st, 2004|11:54 am]
fred0weasley
[mood |accomplished]

We did it! We did it! She turned blue and ran out. Oh how everyone laughed. Fred & George strikes again! The girls are over in a corner, laughing until they are crying. Harry & Hermione are with Neville. The rest of the Hogwarts gang are gathered around in groups, laughing and cheering. Ginny has a camera! Go sis! A girl after our own hearts. We trained her well. We wave at Pad and I bow in her direction.

"Thank you! Thank you! There are more assorted pranks at our store! Please feel free to stop by at anytime! We also take special requests!"

 

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My, Luna's Changed. [Jan. 31st, 2004|10:33 am]
fred0weasley
She's gotten spunkier. I can see it in the way she walks over to George and I, and starts plotting with us. George is obviously floored, but acts quickly, slipping the vile into Luna's hands without thinking twice.

We watch her pore several juices, and head over to Lisa. Did she? Will she do it? Yes! Luna pulls it off without a hitch! Go US! Go LUNA!

I quickly turn, and act like we're doing something to the punch as Lisa glances over suspiciously. Always act like your in the middle of something else, when they think you may prank them...
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Lets get this party started! [Jan. 29th, 2004|05:44 pm]
fred0weasley
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |Lets get this party started!]

Its time to close shop! George and I chased all the customers out, turned out the lights and after one last check in the mirror (We're handsome blokes) we're on our way to next door.

Unfortunately for us, we didn't bring any party clothes to the shop, so the black jeans and casual sweaters will have to do.

I have various small potions on my person, and I know George has a few pranks of his own up his sleeve. We both have our wands and our sense of humor. Let the fun and games begin!

Fred
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Tonight is the night! [Jan. 29th, 2004|01:00 pm]
fred0weasley
[mood |amusedamused]

Parvati's party is tonight! Everyone who is anyone is going to be there, and we have the best prank planned for that Lisa girl that was annoying Paddy. We are going to use a potion to turn her skin blue! It will be sooo easy to just slip it into her drink. The potion is clear, and has no scent. She will never know! Hopefully, this makes up for blowing up Parvi's shop.

We also have a few *cough* pranks *cough* planned for the party. We're not letting the cat out of the bag yet. No, not even in this diary! The pranks are all just in fun. Can't wait to see people's faces after! Tonight is gonna be a blast!

Fred

PS. Maybe we can sell this potion at the shop after the party. Its quite the funny prank.

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Parvati's Grand Opening. [Jan. 27th, 2004|09:29 am]
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I spoke with Parvati this morning. She wants me to play a few tricks on dear ol'Lisa. Seems the girl gave our Pad a hard time. I think we can arrange a little something. Perhaps we can pay off a first or second year to go into the offices and cause some commotion. People know the students are always up to something ;) That way we won't get in any more trouble with the Aurors. Or Partati. Or even Harry.

I Owled the flower shop, and asked for two dozen yellow roses to be sent to her shop, along with another bouquet of mixed flowers. Maybe she could use them for displays.... And we did owe her an appoligy for blowing up her stuff.

Now... to plan a few harmless jokes for the party. A party with Weasleys in it wouldn't be a party unless we pulled off a few jokes. Let me go see what I have in the stockroom. I'm sure George would be willing to help.

Fred

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Fire! .... Ooops! [Jan. 15th, 2004|06:59 pm]
fred0weasley
[mood |embarrassedembarrassed]

Today we blew up shop. Again. Drat. Was making new invention meant to create distractions when Woops! Blew everything up in the back of the shop. Did not mean to create v. big hole in shop wall. Did not mean to set the merchandise next door on fire. V.big fire. Fire bad. Aurors came running from all about to put fire out. Saw newspaper people from the Quibbler and the Daily Prophet. Ginny asked if we blew up the diary invention. Luckily we saved it. Diary was in my robe pocket at the time. Must use a v.small amount of sulfur in next batch.

Luckily, the owner of the shop next door was none other than our very own Parvati. She is used to our exploits by now. She was v.upset, but mollified when George produced lots of gold coins to pay for damages. She was v. grumpy cause her party would have to be postponed. Must remember to send lots of flowers for party. Must make sure they are not snapping dragon flowers. Do not think that Parvati would appreciate being bitten by our gifts as we beg for forgiveness. Next time must blow up other side of shop.

Fred.

P.S. Is it just me? Or has Parvati gotten really pretty since Hogwarts? All that fire when she's angry. V. Impressive. Must stay on good side of her.

P.S.S Perhaps it is time George and I look into a dungeon to do our experiments in. Maybe Professor Snap had the right idea.

P.S.S Wonder if mum would make some cookies/brownies/cupcakes for party to help make slightly stinged around the edges Parvati happy... Please mum....
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Testing..... [Jan. 14th, 2004|06:29 pm]
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Ok. Testing the newest Product. Day one of test. This diary is set so that any girl's brother will automatically get access to it so they can read it. Boys all over the wizarding world will be giving these to their sisters for birthdays and holidays, just so they can know what goes on in the flighty creatures heads.

This book is all set to duplicate itself AFTER its been written in for a set amount of time. I have spells on this particular one ... no one will be able to get into it but me and george - since i wouldn't keep any secretes from him anyhow.

We really must give this invention a name. Must think on it.

Fred.
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